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Baseball brings us together. In this post, I try to bring together the nations of Europe by matching as many of them as I can with the names of current or former MLB players.

First, the ground rules. Only major league players are eligible. The players’ actual names are preferred to nicknames, though I used a few nicknames where they were particularly apt. I mostly matched players to country names, eponyms, language names, or capital cities, though there are a few wild card choices.

My goal was to match as many countries to players as possible; for several countries, there were lots of good choices, but I only listed one or two. If you think someone else is a better fit for a certain country, please let me know in the comments.

The countries below are listed in order of decreasing population, from Russia down to Vatican City. It’s not a complete list; I’ve left off the countries for which I couldn’t find a match.

UPDATE 2/17/2012: I included a few reader suggestions.

Russia

Paul Moskau

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 (capital city: Moscow) or Tony LaRussa
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Germany

Germany Schaefer

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or Esteban German
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Turkey

Turkey Tyson

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or Turk Wendell
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France

Larry French

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or Frenchy Bordagaray
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United Kingdom

Woody English

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or Britt Burns
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Italy

Italo Chelini

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or Rome Chambers
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Ukraine

Jesse Crain

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Spain

Alex Madrid

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 (capital city: Madrid)

Poland

Hugh Poland

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or Dick Pole
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Romania

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or Johnny Bucha
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(capital city: Bucharest)

The Netherlands

Dutch Holland

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(double points!)

Kazakhstan

Eddie Kazak

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Greece

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Portugal

Mark Portugal

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Belarus

Zeke Bella

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Czech Republic

Charlie Chech

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Hungary

Al Hrabosky

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(“The Mad Hungarian”)

Sweden

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Azerbaijan

Paul Bako

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(capital city: Baku)

Austria

Dennis Aust

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Bulgaria

Jason Bulger

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Switzerland

Jon Switzer

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Denmark

Dane Iorg

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Serbia

Johnny “Big Serb” Miljus

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… hat tip to commenter Matt W.

Finland

Neal Finn

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or Fin Wilson
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Georgia

Oscar Georgy

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or Lefty George
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Norway

Dave Koslo

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(capital city: Oslo)

Croatia

Michael Crotta

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… hat tip to Matt W.

Moldova

Lonnie Chisenhall

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 (capital city: Chisinau)… another one from Matt W.

Ireland

Tim Ireland

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 or Irish Meusel
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Bosnia & Herzegovina

Whitey Herzog

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… I’d love to have a “Bosnia” player, but I couldn’t find a good one.

Albania

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Latvia

Rigo Beltran

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(capital city: Riga)

Estonia

Stoney McGlynn

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Cyprus

Steve Nicosia

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(capital city: Nicosia) or Frank Cipriani
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Luxembourg

Heinie Meine

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(a.k.a. “The Count of Luxemburg”… but mainly I added him because his name rhymes)

Iceland

Ice Box Chamberlain

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(a stretch) or George Bjorkman
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(because, y’know.. Bjork’s from there). Or, suggested by commenter Dan: Ray Chadwick
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(capital city: Reykjavik)

Monaco

Blas Monaco

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San Marino

Marino Pieretti

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Vatican City

Dave Pope

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(for obvious reasons) or Conrad Cardinal
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(for similar reasons)

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Okay, that’s all I could come up with. If you have any alternate suggestions for the countries above, or ideas for the countries I couldn’t find a match for, please leave a comment.

The unmatched countries in Europe are: Belgium, Slovakia, Lithuania, Armenia, Montenegro, Slovenia, Malta, Andorra, and Liechtenstein.

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5 Responses to The United Nations of Baseball: Europe

  1. Dan says:

    Excellent work. An alternate suggestion for Iceland: Ray Chadwick.

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    • J
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      Hahaha, good one, Dan. Took me a second, but I like it.

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  2. matt w says:

    Belgium: Bill Russell? B. Russell, you know? Kind of a stretch.

    Serbia: Johnny “Big Serb” Miljus.

    Croatia: Michael Crotta? I had to look him up and can’t figure out how his name is pronounced, which is pretty embarrassing because he was on my team’s opening day roster last year.

    Is Wil Nieves too much of a stretch for Lithuania?

    Malta: Red Bullock, whose first name was Malton?

    Moldova: Lonnie Chisenhall, definitely (capital Chisinau). I suppose they’re probably pronounced nothing alike, but what were the odds that we’d get someone whose name was anywhere near the capital of Moldova?

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    • J
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      Good suggestions, especially Chisenhall. I’ll add them to the post.

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